red eyes and tears

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

cunt-bubbles:

deep-sea-mermaid:

oncemoreforluck:

getsomeice:

to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.

I’m not even sure which one I’m reblogging this for.

give the cunts a scouse accent.

japert:

the-hatred-machine:

timelordintraining:

hungarian:

christmasblogger:

hungarian:

if u say “peek” right before u sneeze wouldn’t u end up saying pikachu

in my experience it sounds like “Pi-faACHHAHHHHHHHSFGHA”

is that a water pokemon

I tried it and got, “pRRHEH”

Congratulations, you’re now speaking welsh.

im laughing

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

whovian2711:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

So we tried it from a different angle and

I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

IM FUCKING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR